Pace Is The Trick

So I finally dropped the package at the post office and got an application. Tried to surprise my sister at her work but I guess she was at the Renaissance Festival. So I went to go drop off my ticket to Craig P. Kenny. Well, while there, the lady was asking for all my personal information outloud. Okay, phone number, I understand. But why are you asking for my address when you have a copy of my driver's license right there? Why do you have to write it so large for the whole world to see. Or at least for the scrubby Filipino or Thai looking guy who was staring at you writing my fucking information down. Not only did that make me angry, but when leaving the office, they kept trying to drive next to me. Not just that. They followed me. When I thought I lost them, they sat next to me and stared into my window at me. And wouldn't stop staring. And then they tried racing me on the 95 with their Honda Civic, probably 95', cause that's my favorite. But they killed it for me. Oh yeah, I beat them on the freeway. Scrubby ass piece of shits.

Moving on.

Joannah just turned 20 on the 11th. Carmela turned 17 on the 12th. Jessica turned 18 and Maricela turned 19 on the 13th.

Jessica and I watched Across The Universe on Friday. I loved it very much. Singing along with the movie just made it even better.

This 30 year old Filipino guy was hitting on Cathleen in front of Ichiza. It was scary.

I ended up staying up all night finishing my drama. Geezus, I haven't cried so much in so long. I'm such a freaking loser, but it was good. >_> Yeah I didn't sleep until 10am..

Saturday...

Jason called me asking me if I wanted to hang out with him and Joey Alexander. I haven't seen Joey since elementary, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. I also rather not see Jason cause he's fucken crazy.

I went to go to NYNY rollercoaster for the first time with Jessica. It was alright. My right shoulder is bruised though.

Jason ended up calling me back blocking his number asking me wtf happened without letting me know who I was even talking to. Fucken :(

Jessica and I split. I went to the bonfire park to meet up with everyone. Niki, Chris and Billy were the only ones there. Well with these dumb 4 bitches from Sierra Vista.

The night was good with the marshmallows Alex and I got. Alex burned his shirt. :\

Alexa, Alex, Dallas and I ended up going to the tunnel. We actually got a tube and we ended up sitting in there and relaxing for probably 25 minutes.

Alex and Alexa were touching me :\

Sunday...

I ended up going to the Casanova's BBQ. I always love their food. Unfortunately, Geo and Lukas were there and irritated me.

Man, I'm mean.

Afterwards, Alma and I went to Dallas'. I told her she should call before we get there but she said no. I always call before I go somewhere so I know the people are still there before I waste my time. Guess what. No one was at Dallas' and his parents just looked at us weird. Good job Alma. hahah.

Chilled for like 10 minutes then sped off to Mandalay Bay to meet up with Jessica. We waited in line and then stood on a side railing cause all the seats were taken in the restaurant. Hour passed and finally Michael Showalter came out. Didn't even see him be escorted. Then he wanted to redo it so then we high fived him. Good shit.

"So I have a lot of trouble sleeping because of my downstairs neighbors always throwing loud parties. Well my girlfriend at the time told me that we should try a pill. I'm not a big fan of sleeping pills but she said that it's like a vitamin. So I thought I'd try it. So I took the pill and right after I had to pee. But as I was just about to pee, the urge to want to sleep came over me so fast. Faster than me wanting to pee. So as I walked to the bedroom, I had pee dripping down my leg. All I remember is passing out and waking up the next morning. I ask my girlfriend, what the fuck did you give me? She said it was Seroquel. I thought, that doesn't sound like no vitamin, so I went to google it. I find out it's a pill to help cure schizophrenic patients."

- He starts to list what else the pill cane help with and symptoms.

"May cause paranoia."

"I saw this commercial on TV and it was about some new pill to help with restless leg syndrome. Also known as, jiggly leg, jimmy jams, jumpy leg, sewing machine leg. The pill was called ReQuip."
"I had athlete's foot at one point. But to be honest, it makes you proud to say. Not like when you have hemroids and you say it under your breath. But when you go to the counter at the pharmacy and ask for medicine for athlete's foot. I've been playing A LOT of SPORTS, therefore I have athlete's foot. So I think some problems should be renamed. Just to feel more proud to have it. Like gonorrhea. Rename it to, FUCKER'S COCK. Or dandruff, SPRINKLES."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKQuJw2opY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LblnXgixo-E

Then Michael Ian Black came out. Even better. I couldn't stop staring at his pants though. Like he had the ripped holes for the jeans around the knee area. Except, they were at his knees and were around his mid calfs. It bothered me a lot haha. There were so many dumb bitches at the place. One kept saying "I heart balls in my mouth". And another was saying she went to UNR but she just made a huge fool out of herself making Michael think you don't even need high school to get in.

"I google myself 3 or 4 times.........a day. And I learn that people post on message boards titling Gay? or Gay. I swear I'm not gay. I'm married. To a woman. With a penis. I also have 2 kids. And boy and a girl. But anyways, my whole life, like in high school, I had a nickname... faggot. Well, I have a few ideas that would un-masculine your friends....."

Actually, I just found the skit on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UboqIpwcVko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20zENXSvRzY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYBr66wKafg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJfsVyq4Fg4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyqn3j9PwYc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP4mN21cgo

He got into how he first took 2 hits of LSD and was in the badlands of North Dakota.

Of all the hotels, I don't know why they're staying at Excalibur.

Well after I picked up some Sonic and headed over to Dallas'. We went back to the cave except with Niki, Maricela and Jessica added. Dallas, Alex, Jessica and I ended up running through the 2nd part of the circle pipe tunnel thing and had to run hunched over. Dallas went ahead a bit and found an opening. We ended up being by the 215 and Jones. The walk back was dreadful. I hate flats and feeling rocks stabbing through my shoes.

Okay I"m done. This post is long enough.

P.S. I like sleeping to the soundtrack of Across The Universe.
P.P.S. I finally was able to make a CD after wasting 25 blank CDs.